Tori Spelling's eldest, Liam (4), is apparently a "wise little dude" according to mom. She updated her website, ediTORIal with a post on Liam's "prophetic" thoughts on aging:
"When you get old you become a grandpa, your balls sag, you die, and then you get buried up."
Not only is he wise, but very succinct! He seems to like to get to the point and doesn't beat around the bush in delivering his opinions. Last year, mom Tori blogged:
"Liam just said ‘I hate paparazzi. Next time I see one, I’m gonna spill soda on him, call him a bitch, and then maybe I’ll kick him in the wiener.’ Disclaimer: I have no idea where Liam heard the word “bitch”… but large men with cameras, beware!”
Liam has Jupiter in Sagittarius in the 9th house of philosophy. Sagittarius is known for it's wisdom and it's direct and sometimes indelicate way of delivering that wisdom! Liam's practical Capricorn Moon and down-to-earth Virgo south node are going to have him more interested in getting to the point than finessing the message, that's for sure. Trust Liam for the straight-up scoop!